Trigger warning:  Sarcastic mocking of Republicans and their views on rape ahead.  Also, really bad humor.

While writing my previous post about shutting that whole thing down while dreaming, I got into a bit of a link clicking vortex.  What I found will astound you.

Almost everybody is aware of Todd Akin’s views of rape:

From what I understand from doctors, [pregnancy from rape] is really rare. If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

Poor Todd just got a little confused.  This is just the new Fundamentalist Christian rape test for determining if a woman is a witch.  Because, guess what animal does have a way of shutting that whole thing down during a rape?  Pigs?  No.  Lemmings?  No.  Really small otters?  No.   A duck!  Exactly!  And so logically, if you rape a woman and she doesn’t become pregnant…

Then she’s a witch!  BURN HER!