This one’s for the ladies.

Are you adventurous?  Do you want to have a baby?  Then you qualify to be the first one on your block to own your very own Neanderthal baby!  Don’t let the Joneses beat you to it!  Order yours today!

This is actually kind of interesting.  Neanderthals are actually quite similar to us.  It is possible that they can also be just as smart as us.  Bring up a Neanderthal in present day and they would fit right in.  Well, except for their looks.  And there’s the problem.  We already have plenty of other races for Republicans to fear.  Do we really need another species?

If you can get your hands on a copy, read Issac Asimov’s “The Ugly Little Boy”.  It’ll give you a pretty good idea of how this whole experiment would turn out if it were allowed to proceed.  Without the time travel, of course.