You know that Bible mini-series that they’re playing on the “History” channel?  Well, guess who they got to star as Satan.  None other than Barack Obama!

Now, I don’t want to criticize the President, but shouldn’t he be doing more important things than starring as himself in a TV mini-series?  Civilization isn’t going to collapse on its own!  There are so many more socialistic programs to enact, so massacres to fake so he can take our guns away.  The UN isn’t going to take over America by itself, Mr. President.  They need you to pave the way.  So you’ve had your fun.  Get back to work!