Volcanoes are awesome. Why are they awesome? Because this:
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ATDHCtaMBs&feature=youtube_gdata_player]Men are stupid. Why are they stupid? Because this:
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPagbZ3LmkU&feature=youtube_gdata_player]I’m somewhat proud of randomly happening to run into two volcano videos on the same date when not even looking for volcano videos. My web surfing > your web surfing.
“when not even looking for volcano videos”
If you were looking for porn at the time, then you are doing something wrong.