Person I would like in my neighborhood, Phil Plait of Bad Astronomy fame and Zack Weinersmith of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal fame have teamed up to help you make stupid people look even stupider.  Behold, 2^7 Nerd Disses!  Best of all, you choose the price!  They suggest $1.  I suggest more.  I paid $5.  Both men have certainly entertained and informed me much more than $5 worth.  And if they’re not entertaining and informing you, I will have no choice but to use an insult on you.  A sample:

You’re so scientifically illiterate… You think absolute zero is diet vodka.

So go buy the book or I will insult you a second time!