If I were inclined to waste my life even more than I already do, I would have totally made this mashup:

[youtube http://youtu.be/RUY6lDja-DE]

Compare and contrast:

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGEOolwE03M]

It is funny.  But it’s also sad.  We’ve seen Rob Ford’s story before and his ending is likely the same as Chris Farley’s if he doesn’t get any help soon.