My left work shoe has developed a squeak and it is driving me crazy.  It started off as just a small noise when I pressed down on my heel as I walked my normal gait.  Soon, it became even louder and then it started happening as I press on the ball of my foot too.  I can’t figure out where it’s coming from at all.  My non-squeaky right shoe looks exactly the same as the left.  Stop squeaking, shoe!  Just stop!

You may think this is just a harmless little annoyance, but you’re talking to a person who needs to rearrange his pockets so his keys and loose change don’t jangle as he walks.  This is my vision of hell.  Of course, my other vision of hell is shopping so it will be interesting to see how long it takes before my one hell becomes more tolerable than my other hell.