Author Archives: Jean-Paul

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

Man, the Eurozone is a complete mess.  Yep, it’s still trying to hash things out with Greece.  Twice this week, there have almost been deals to basically kick the can down the road and proceed with the same completely not sufficient solution of bleeding Greece dry.  Today, Germany quashed that agreement because…something something.

The actions of Germany during this whole fiasco both make some sense and make no sense at all.  They make sense because concessions to Greece will likely mildly hurt Germany’s economy.  Germany likes being on top.  That’s understandable.  But what they’re trying to force Greece to do is barbaric.  Greece has already had its economy shrink by 25% because of the austerity forced upon them by the European Central Bank and its people are suffering horribly as a result.  This is Weimar republic post World War I levels of shrinking that was forced upon Germany by the Allies.  Germany and many other countries want to squeeze more blood out of that rock.

The sad thing is all of this could easily go away with just a little debt forgiveness.  Greece is already making enough money cover its day to day costs.  They just need to borrow money to service the interest on their debts.  Keep the status quo and offer up some debt forgiveness and Greece would be in ok shape to grow back to a nominally functioning economy.  But debt forgiveness is verboten in any discussion because how will they learn their lesson if they don’t suffer.

There’s also some weird politics going on here as well.  Greece recently elected a solidly left government whereas the rest of the Eurozone is fairly center-right.  Gotta keep the right happy or your government collapses and you lose power.  And much like here in the U.S., staying in power is the first rule of business.  So the right wants to stick it to the only left leaning government to show that a left government can’t function and the center goes along with it because they are somewhat of a same mind and want to keep control.  And damn the consequences.

What are the consequences?  Well, Greece would be stupid to accept more austerity.  That doesn’t mean they won’t, but I don’t get the feeling the current government wants to go down that path both because they campaigned on less austerity and because it’s fairly obvious from the performance of other nations that austerity doesn’t work.  It looks as if the Eurozone is not willing to budge either which means Greece leaves the Euro and defaults on its loans.

And now we come to completely uncharted territory.  Greece leaving the Euro is likely to be devastating to Greece, but also pretty harmful to the rest of the Eurozone as well, leading to another European recession.  Greece, its economy in shambles, will be unable to repay its debts by itself at a time when the Eurozone will demand it.  This means a third party has an opportunity to step in and lend Greece assistance.  Who can do this?  Well, certainly not the Eurozone.  The U.S. could and should do it, but I doubt we have the political will to do so.  So that leaves China, which hasn’t shown much interest in meddling with European political affairs and Russia.  Russia is currently fighting a proxy war in eastern Ukraine, has control of the Crimean Peninsula, and shows all outwards indicators of wanting to expand that influence.  In exchange for money, Greece allows Russia to build naval bases thus giving Russia a base of operations in the Mediterranean Sea and locking its dominance of the Black Sea.  If a far-right ultra-nationalist party comes to power in Greece as a result of these maneuvers, we have all the makings of a recipe for disaster.  Greece could then decide to solve its border disputes with Turkey and Albania with a healthy backing of arms from Russia and the world has a second proxy war.  Things can only escalate from there.

All because no one will agree to a little debt forgiveness.

Why Does God Let Bad Things Happen To Good People?

What a horrible week it has been.  First, Jon Stewart announces his retirement from The Daily Show, sadly the best news source on television these days.  Then I go to get my Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks and they say that they’ve stopped serving it for the season.  Oh, the humanity!  What did I ever do to deserve this?

Movie Review: Kingsman: The Secret Service

Jean-Paul’s Rating: 5/5 stars

Bottom Line: An absolutely ridiculous, rip-roaring, good time of a movie.  Some of the best stylized violence to hit the screen since “The Matrix”.

Ok, so a deeply engaging, thought provoking movie this is not.  What it is, though, is a romp.  It is a perfect blend of absurd, action-packed, comedic, and stylistic.  This movie has it all.  Ridiculously trained superspies?  Check.  Over the top supervillan? Check (Thank you Samuel L. Jackson!).  Convoluted plot to restore balance to the world?  Check.  Well choreographed action sequences?  Check.  Exploding heads?  Check.  Henchmen dying by the truckload?  Check.  Completely superfluous Swedish princess?  Check.  Sidekick with swords for feet?  Check.

At its heart, this is a James Bondish superspy movie, but this movie takes the genre beyond the limits of the absurd.  Despite, that, the story is pretty good.  Besides being crazy, it is self-contained and mostly credulous.  Samuel Jackson is hilarious as the lispy multi-billionaire tech genius who wants to solve the world’s global warming problem.  Colin Firth is a solid mentor who also happens to kick all sorts of ass.  And I mean ALL SORTS OF ASS.  It is highly entertaining.  Taron Egerton plays a perfect cocky, street smart, recruit as he goes up against the pure-bred, Oxford trained competition that he has to beat in order to join the Kingsman.

This movie can be watched again and again.  It did decently at the box office and I hope word of mouth gets out about it so there can be sequels.  I’m not sure this magic can be repeated, but I certainly hope they get a chance to try.

Rockets, Yeah!

My how our space program has grown.

This dude named Alex Brown decided to throw all the world’s rockets onto one poster and the results are out of this world! *snicker*  I like how I’m included in the upper left corner.  The description fits me to a T.  One minor complaint: Comparing the rockets to me is all fine and dandy, but it’s still difficult to judge scale from me to the largest rocket.  So FYI, that largest rocket, the SLS B-II is 385 feet tall.  So it would just fit into most baseball stadiums if laid down on the foul line.  Also, LEO means Low Earth Orbit and the mass number that follows is its maximum mass that can be pushed to LEO using that rocket.

The World’s Greatest Rockets – Past, Present, and Future

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Driving While Stoned

I was recently in a conversation with a friend about the effects of driving while stoned versus driving while drunk.  He was of the opinion that they were equally bad while I was of the opinion that marijuana had little to no effect on driving.  Well, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration is here to tell me that I was right. *does the “I was right” victory dance*

Yep, there is a negligible effect on the rates of getting into an accident while under the effects of THC.  Of course, this doesn’t mean that you’re safe to smoke up before getting behind the wheel.  The problem is that, unlike alcohol, ingesting a certain amount of THC has unpredictable outcomes.  What it does for one person can be radically different from what it does for others.  That means that while people with the same blood-alcohol level tend to be impaired at the same level, people with the same THC levels in their blood stream have varying levels of impairment.

What we need is more science!  Sadly, since marijuana is still considered a schedule one substance, there is little research that can be done at this point.  How marijuana is considered as dangerous as heroin is beyond comprehension and common sense.  Hopefully, that will soon change.

Ouch! Mmmm…

Some friends and I went skiing up at Cascade Mountain this weekend, which is probably the best place to go skiing near Chicago.  Twas a lot of fun.  The weather was perfect.  The slopes were mostly ice-free.  The company was excellent.  I got in a few really fun runs including one where I went faster than I was comfortable with, but still managed to not wipe out.  I only fell twice in total.  Once when I accidentally clipped my skis together when turning (my boots weren’t tightened enough) and once when I went down this sudden and deceptively big dip with my weight well forward (I was stupid). Every time I go skiing, I wish that I could go more often.  Why couldn’t there be a mountain within easy driving distance of Chicago?  Stupid tectonic plates!

The best part about skiing infrequently is the sore muscles the day after (Ok, two days after.  I’m getting old).  There’s just something extremely satisfying about sore muscles after physical exertion.  It’s almost like a sense of accomplishment.  There’s that softly screaming pain getting up after sitting still in the same position for a period of time. There’s that dull pain after every movement.  After a physical exertion like skiing there’s also always that one muscle that aches louder and longer than any of the others.  This time it’s the upper portion of my right calf muscle.  I almost collapse under my own weight when I first stand to walk.  It’s a sharper ache than all the others and it takes longer for the muscle to work its way back into functionality.  This likely explains why I was having knee issues on my right leg near the end of the day.

I would exercise all the time if the sore muscles didn’t eventually go away with too much exercise.  If only there were a way to bottle that feeling…

Crash Course Astronomy

Ever wanted to know a bit more about astronomy?  Well, astronomer Phil Plait is here to teach you more!  It’s a great series so far at three episodes and well worth your time if you want to get some basic astronomy under your belt.  I wish they’d do it more like Netflix does and just release them all at once.

Yep, That Was A Lot Of Snow

Final snowfall totals for Chicago’s 2015 blizzard are in and we just experienced the fifth largest snowfall event in Chicago history coming in at 19.3″.  Major kudos to the City for an excellent snowfall removal plan.  Side streets are still crappy, but the major thoroughfares are clean.  Good luck to all the people parked on the streets.  Digging your car out is going to be a herculean task.  Also kudos to the CTA for a pretty easy commute as well.  There were some issues with the trains, but I still got to work on time.  But really, how the heck did you not shovel the el platform?

Here are the top 10 Chicago snow events:

  1. 23.0″ January 26-27 1967
  2. 21.6″ January 1-3 1999
  3. 21.2″ January 31 – Feb 2 2011
  4. 20.3″ January 12-14 1979
  5. 19.3″ February 1-2 2015
  6. 19.2″ March 25-26 1930
  7. 16.2″ March 7-8 1931
  8. 14.9″ January 30 1939
  9. 14.9″ January 6-7 1918
  10. 14.8″ December 17-19 1928

I Suddenly Want To Learn Archery

This is absolutely insane.  This dude Lars studied how archers of old shot bows and arrows and then replicated it.  It is moar awesomer than anything you can possibly imagine.